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Metal Gear Awesome 4 Metal Gear Awesome 4

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 24, 2009

Two thumbs up!

A cinematic masterpiece. A must see for anyone who loves movies. One of the staple mark films of our generation. Move over Steve Spielberg, there's a new film maker in town. It makes us laugh and cry in a matter of seconds. A true representation of art at it's finest.

-Roger Ebert


Grub-Xer0 responds:

OMFG Can I have your autograph?


Bunster da Easter Bun Bunster da Easter Bun

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars April 16, 2009

Mediocre at best.

Though the animation was decent (although bland) the short doesn't even reach run-of-the-mill status. With a lack of color, in which I will attribute to a sparsity of effort rather than a creative choice, and a dull single instrument soundtrack, the short drags us through a painfully linear storyline with no punchline. NO PUNCHLINE. The author seems to miss the entire point and structure of comedy, and everyone is taking this dildo of animation up the ass with a grin simply because it is featured on the front page. So my advice to the author: don't bother animating something without a complete and original story.


DHaynes responds:

Ha ha ha... this is my favorite review ever. Thanks


:: Tips :: :: Tips ::

Rated 3 / 5 stars June 8, 2007

It was okay, but a bit tactless

The jokes about the tip and college were spot on. But the gay jokes were pretty tactless, pointless, and rather offensive. Put in a joke where it's deserved. Don't push your repressed homophobia onto newgrounds.


Recent Game Reviews


The Playground The Playground

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars January 3, 2004

pretty good

Instructions
(Kill by clicking on the enemy's head)
1. Go through the gap in the fence.
2. The first key is on the slide
3. Then use that key to open the man hole
4. Then enter the school and shoot the guy
5. You'll find the key in one of the classrooms
6. Have fun and enter the next room
7. Then shoot the guys and enter the kitchen
8. Use the bat at the bottom of the screen
9. Knock down the wooden door
10. Hop over the slide and shoot the guy
11. Tip over the Mexican's Can and click
12. Proceed to the door
13. After the dialogue, shoot the door and guy
14. Enter
15. Go to the next screen and go into the dark
16. When in, click on the picture for a key
17. Go back and go through the door
18. Peek through the principal's keyhole FIRST
(it may be hard but keep trying)
19. And Then THIS GAME F**KING SUCKS!


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Sonic the Pervert Sonic the Pervert

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 1, 2003

HAHAHAHA

That was too good! I was rolling! "It's just sensitive fur" Ahahahaha


Recent Audio Reviews


Dreams (Final Cut)! Dreams (Final Cut)!

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 16, 2006

That was incredible.

I've been a fan of your stuff for a long time, but this has to be your best so far. I think it's fine without drums. The guy you got singing is great. Together you make this awesome team. You write such great songs and he sings them with his heart. Togther, you two are unstoppable. Are you guys going to team up again in the future?


Naitzmic responds:

thanks for those kind words.
We may team up again, who knows?